k wot to do bad days get worse

[albrancher]

k well im a farmer for the last 15 yrs me and the wife bin getting along great, but in the last few yrs i did notice that she isent putting in the input in the farm as much and a lil bitt *****y to , so anyhows a bads days get worse humm all in one day as it goes i was out in the field doing hay , and my hay rake broke in half, humm so i deceded to bale hay wot i got raked so i did most got baled till my wheel fell off my tractor, humm so i hooked up my other tractor to the baler , then of all thing,s by baler caught fire , costing me 800 dollers to put the fire out, humm bad day so i thought till i got home and found the wife makin out with her stripper freind < a anouther girl . hum i thought man this is a bad day for me, humm so i simply told her well if she can have a girl freind , well im gona have one to, she said like hell you are< i think fair is fair why not, wot would enoyone else do , or should i just quit it all sell the farm and move on tell her to hitt the road? humm that would be very expensive or join in ask her for a threesome with her girlfiend? humm :confused: don,t know wot to do here?

[brokenwing]

:rolleyes: Somethin tellin'me hummm...this is a jolly rancher of a story!

[markus]

Hummm its only fair that you share this women

[SuckerFree]

My goodness. That felt like I was reading SGT. York all over again. with a splash of the Color Purple.

[SuckerFree]

This is the downside in the "internet for all" campaign of the late 90's.

[markus]

Im not the best at spelling and grammer but my 5 year son could put do better than than this using the letters out of his scrabble game and a catapult

[exhausted]

Well I would ask to atleast join in and then tell her to hit the road after.. Have your cake and eat it too.. ;)

[TxTornado]

Fair is only fair if she can have a girlfriend then you should have a boyfriend

[exhausted]

Fair is only fair if she can have a girlfriend then you should have a boyfriend
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[markus]

He's probably too busy sheep shagging