MuffinMan
11-03-2008, 10:41 AM
I posted this a long time ago. And although I don't condone a few things in the article, like physical violence, the principle and idea is pretty much the same where a cheater loses certain rights.
It made me smile. I replied to the article as Raines
http://www.badsamaritan.com/archives/2001/04/bad_advice_this_cheating_heart.php
bad advice : this cheating heart
by mg at 07:40 AM on April 02, 2001neotriax writes:
My girlfriend cheated on me, dumped me, then told me about the fact that she cheated on me. If we are still talking all the time for a week afterwards, should I give her another chance?
Well, neotriax, if you've read this site before, you know that I was in a similar situation a couple months ago. My ex-girlfriend was seeing another guy, keeping us both in the dark about the other. The way she let me know about the other guy was to, one day, clear out of the blue, tell me she was getting married. That marriage never happened.
I don't know that much about the extended circumstances of your situation, and really, I don't care. When you've got a website, you can write all about your petty little problems, but this is my show, and here is the way I see the situation:
A cheating significant other deserves death, or at least a very painful life. Like Timothy McVeigh, your girlfriend has lost the right to be treated like a human being, because, in the eyes of God, she no longer is one.
You can't legally end your girlfriend's life, nor do I in any way suggest that (*wink* *wink*). So, if you do decide to take her back, and you will decide to take her back, she has lost all her girlfriend rights. You don't have to buy her presents anymore. She should be buying you things. Like a Play Station 2, or a mail-order bride. She has lost the right to get dinner or drinks paid for. In fact, you should be stealing money from her purse when she isn't looking.
She has also lost the right to not be punched in the face for being such a stupid *****. I suggest using a sack-full of oranges since that won't leave any bruises. She has lost the right of you staying the night or for calling the next morning. ****, you can not call her for weeks, and she won't have any right to be upset. And more than anything, she has lost the right to have you not cheat on her. Does she have any younger sisters? Neotriax, my friend, you should be leaving batches in every female member of her family, her best friends, and her pets.
So, if you decide to take her back, and you will decide to take her back, think of this as your chance to do and say whatever you want without any guilt or fear of repercussion. Enjoy her company. Enjoy the grunting in the back seat of your Dodge Dart. But when she cheats again, and she will cheat again, be ready.
Spend the time while you are together getting ammunition to be used on her later. Save all the embarrassing voicemail she leaves you. Save all the letters, e-mail and instant messenger conversations. And if you can, get her to pose nude for pictures, or better yet, videos.
It may seem like a lot of work to do all those things, but it is worth it. When you do break up again, and you will break up again, you will have all this terrific information you can use to destroy her life. And that, my friend, is priceless. Replay the voicemails on her parent's answering machine. Forward the e-mails to all her co-workers. Let me post her naked pictures and video on this site. Make her life miserable. Women come and women go, but sweet, sweet revenge lasts forever.
And before the cry of "misogyny" fills the air, shut the hell up, *****. The same would apply whether male or female, gay or straight, bestialist or necrophiliac. Advice this bad is universal.
It made me smile. I replied to the article as Raines
http://www.badsamaritan.com/archives/2001/04/bad_advice_this_cheating_heart.php
bad advice : this cheating heart
by mg at 07:40 AM on April 02, 2001neotriax writes:
My girlfriend cheated on me, dumped me, then told me about the fact that she cheated on me. If we are still talking all the time for a week afterwards, should I give her another chance?
Well, neotriax, if you've read this site before, you know that I was in a similar situation a couple months ago. My ex-girlfriend was seeing another guy, keeping us both in the dark about the other. The way she let me know about the other guy was to, one day, clear out of the blue, tell me she was getting married. That marriage never happened.
I don't know that much about the extended circumstances of your situation, and really, I don't care. When you've got a website, you can write all about your petty little problems, but this is my show, and here is the way I see the situation:
A cheating significant other deserves death, or at least a very painful life. Like Timothy McVeigh, your girlfriend has lost the right to be treated like a human being, because, in the eyes of God, she no longer is one.
You can't legally end your girlfriend's life, nor do I in any way suggest that (*wink* *wink*). So, if you do decide to take her back, and you will decide to take her back, she has lost all her girlfriend rights. You don't have to buy her presents anymore. She should be buying you things. Like a Play Station 2, or a mail-order bride. She has lost the right to get dinner or drinks paid for. In fact, you should be stealing money from her purse when she isn't looking.
She has also lost the right to not be punched in the face for being such a stupid *****. I suggest using a sack-full of oranges since that won't leave any bruises. She has lost the right of you staying the night or for calling the next morning. ****, you can not call her for weeks, and she won't have any right to be upset. And more than anything, she has lost the right to have you not cheat on her. Does she have any younger sisters? Neotriax, my friend, you should be leaving batches in every female member of her family, her best friends, and her pets.
So, if you decide to take her back, and you will decide to take her back, think of this as your chance to do and say whatever you want without any guilt or fear of repercussion. Enjoy her company. Enjoy the grunting in the back seat of your Dodge Dart. But when she cheats again, and she will cheat again, be ready.
Spend the time while you are together getting ammunition to be used on her later. Save all the embarrassing voicemail she leaves you. Save all the letters, e-mail and instant messenger conversations. And if you can, get her to pose nude for pictures, or better yet, videos.
It may seem like a lot of work to do all those things, but it is worth it. When you do break up again, and you will break up again, you will have all this terrific information you can use to destroy her life. And that, my friend, is priceless. Replay the voicemails on her parent's answering machine. Forward the e-mails to all her co-workers. Let me post her naked pictures and video on this site. Make her life miserable. Women come and women go, but sweet, sweet revenge lasts forever.
And before the cry of "misogyny" fills the air, shut the hell up, *****. The same would apply whether male or female, gay or straight, bestialist or necrophiliac. Advice this bad is universal.